Workday Survivor Shirts - "Still Employed... No One Knows Why"

Soft, everyday tee with a wry sense of humor — a clean white crew neck that reads “Still employed... no one knows why” across the chest in understated, easy-to-read type. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or leaning back at a low-key office meeting. The retail fit sits neat at the shoulders and torso, so the joke lands without shouting. Thoughtful details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams keep the shape wash after wash. Tear-away label and responsibly made fabric make it an easy choice for folks who care about comfort and ethics as much as a good one-liner.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and soft
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention and durability
- Retail crew-neck fit — neat, versatile silhouette good for layering
- Tear-away label and REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with fair-labor certifications
- Sleeve and neck print produced with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for clear, long-lasting graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean